Do It Again

-A. gentleman frnm BoM'on chunccd to.find himneu nmong n liitlf" party of lariiep, nwiiy down Ei-t this simirner in the énjoyrnent it ome innocent social plny. Iln cnrelesely placed his arïn about the slendor vvuist oí as protty a ::nisel ns Maino :in boast of, when ho ftsrtöd and exdainied, " Bogono (=ir ! don't insiilt me !:' - The göiilleaian instautly apnln&izèd for his s"cnni)i rudenes, and asnurcd the half offtnded fair une tlüit he did not mean lo insult hér. ■' No ?" she replied archiy, " wull, if you didn't, you ruay do it agafn." JÊT" A Pei'sian meie.hant, compiaining ff norm; uij'ist sentence of the lower oourt, was t lcl to go to the Cadi. " But ihi! CfnJi is your unole," urged the plaintill " Then you iimjr go to the Grand Vizier." ' But his Secretary is your conin.'' " Then -m in iv go to tho Sultán " "But his favorita sultana is your nicco." ' Woll, the, g to tho d- 1." " Ah, thüt is i stil] cli'ser connection," saiii tho merohiint, as ba luit tho court in dcspuir. Tiiüfe U i man do') enst wtio saya be ddii't covet wi-alth by any ïnounn, bm thinks he should lik to lio n secdnd Roth'jhiW fr u few motneitts, if only to show bd eoDtempt for ïich08. t The Albïiny EJlicJttxbocker tells of u voung inO who röCöntly dieil in that uity, of (lisappninted mnbidon, as ha " wantoil to we;ir high phirt aliara, and his tnoiher wouldn't let him." JiJ" To maken pretty ffirl'ü cheeks red, o:iy her a sweot co.npliiiient. To redden thoao oí an impudent man, lap thunt. KW Gou. Jcff. C. Dflvïs has heen indicted for niftuakiOgtvter in kiiiinp