Mark Twain's Hotel

Having latcly opoi;ed a hashery, Iecnd you these my rules and regulttions : This house sliall be consideieJ strictlj inn-teuperate. None but tbo brave deserve tho fare. Persons owing bilis for boaad will be bored ior billa. Hoarders who do not wisb to pay in advanco are requested to advaneo and i pay. Boarders are expected to wait en the coloree) cook - for meals. Sheeis will bo rigbily changed once in bíx monthp, or more if neceesary. Doublé líi arderá can have two beds witli a room in it, or two roonis with a bed in it, as they clioose. ]5.arders are requested to pull off their boots befoie retiring, if they can convenient'y do so. Bed with or without bugs All money and othcr valunbles are to ba li' ft in the care of thu proprietor. - This is insisted on, as he will bo respon sible for no othcr losses Inside tnat'erwill notbo ftirnished for editora iindcr wuy considerntion. Kilutives coming to raake a six monlhs' visit will bo welcomcd ; but. when they bring their lioiiheholtl furniture, virtuc will coaso to be a fo-rbenrance. S !;!■ ;:i(n with their familiis will not i: iio'rded, lieds nith or witliout boards. Drcams will be charged for by the dozen. Nigtitraares hired out at rcasonable ratts. Stone vaults will bo furnished to snoring boarders, as the proprietw w ill in uo wisi) be rosj'onsiblo for tho breken tin-pauums of o:her cufs. The export of broudstuffs to Kurnpe j ince Sepiember ]st ln.s been 3H7.C7C barïels of fljnr, sainsl 144,693 harn Is for iho nanio tima last yrar, mid 802,763 bu-lit's of wheat ágainst 924,994 bush!s for tho same time lust vcar nn ' increape n{ utoul [60 per i-ctit.