A Master Of Ceremonies

the Dutch churchcs in a rural village on the Hudson, a good old man was acting in the capaeity of master of ceremonies at the funeral of a highly-rcspected citizen. As is customary on sueh occasions, he invited the assembled mourners to view the eorpse of their duparted friend, and in the following language: "all can now have tho pleasnre of looking at tUe last remuins of the oldest man now living in the town of S . Pass up the broad aislo and down the right-hand alley."