Send Chris

-An Oliio Teutón, found guilty of selling iiquor contrary tolaw, : l 1 1 . 1 sontenced to be im ptisoned in the ccmnty faü for tliirty duys, proterts M follows: "Obiiil! gotochail! Mego to chiiü! Hut I can'tRo! Dere's ruy piznoss - my pakeryl Who pikes my proat wlien I ben gone? " Then, casting his i:ycs about the court room appealingIV, thcy feil on tho good-natun-u face i Í' jolty Chris. Ellwaner, n fellow countryman who hadno "pizness;" tbvthwith. a ■brilliant idea oceurrod to iiim. Turning to tho couvt, he said, in sober parnest: "Deie's Chris. Ellwaner? IIo's got notinga to do ; send hiin ! " Painter's eiitivjjli : " Ho dicd and mad aoeign."