What Beecher Said

to Miss Proctor : " Things light and fanciful periah as the foam on the orest of the wave ; but thinga true, solemn and real can never be changed by the wash of tides, the blows of storms nor by cold and ice ; they outlive darkneas and come again after every long, chilling rain, with faces as bright as ever." A Chicago saloon-keeper has reduced beer to three cents. " Yoost you see roit his bier-glass," stated an oiHciul of the Protective Union, " und if you got more bier as you got by pouring some froth roundt a thimble in your fingers, den I shake you for the drinks." And when that blushing San Franoisoo bride showed the check for a million to her huaband, he burst into tears and exclaimed with intense fervor, " and even this shall not separate us !" Colorado started a college a few weeks ago, and up to dato it consista of ono woman, three Indiana, a buffalo calí and a professor of botany. An old lady adviaea young girls who want to remeinber a tbing to write it down and paste it on the looking-glaaa.