Well Satisfied

i middle-aged man, very rageu auu loium, iiuug wuuiiu Detroit hotel the other day for an hour or two and then tried to skulk into dinner. The clerk nabbed him and said. "You want to prance right out o' here ?.',' "I won 't !" was the blunt reply. "Then I'll coerce you !" said tiieclerk, and he took the felïow by the hair, walked liim to the door, and "lifted" him heavily, saying: "Now, go to the pólice if you want to." "Say, mister," replied the beat as he faced around, "is this an unurial proceeding ?" "No, sir, we allow no man to deadbeat us. " "And would you have kicked George Washington out the same way if he had no money ?" "Just the same, sir." "Well, I'm no better than General Washington was, and I Bhan't rai3e any fuss !" remarked the beat as he walked off.