I love her lumpy body, every bump and divot.

I smile when I see her dimples as she smiles wide.

I love how her freckles match

With her ever-so-brown skin.

She's incredible when she cooks,

And the dishes she creates are divine.

She looks stunning with the rainbow on her

--Though I'm especially fond of gold.

She is someone I could stay with for the rest of my life and be happy for.

For I love her so much.

Girl, who is she if you speak of her like that?

A potato.