Familiar

-At a ball cal student, somewhat of a spendtbrift, carne suddenly lace toface with i di-ar, kind, father-looking gentleman, with white hair, and of highly respectarle appearance. They both stoud transfixed. T'ne game idea flashed acrob both of tkem. "Your face is familiai tome, very familiar, but 1 can't renaember whgre we have met s often." However, the fiiendly interest was carried out. They shook hands wannly, parteóte of a friéikHy glasf, and departí d, still Ignorant of earli others name and occupation. JUit the young man was detcimined to solve the problem, and he Seized on a waiter, and said to him. " ; ell me, waiter, who is hat distinguised straugcr with the ong white hair?" Aiul the wniter vlnspcjcd slowly : "Pitase, sir, that's he pawnbroker." "Darling husband," she said, "am I ïot your treasure?" "Certainly." he eplied, "and I should like to lay you up in heaven." A woman is veiy like a ke'.tle, if ou come to think of it;she sings way so plesantly - ihen stops and vlicn you least expect it, she buils ver.