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Peksonal.- "Willig coffle back; all is forgiven. Pa ki.oked the wrong man. He did nofc köw that It was you "- May. "Dear me!" said Mrs. Partington the other day, "young girls are not what their mothers used to be. Half of them are sufferers f rom nervoua perspiratiOD. A little boy haviug been used to receiving his older brother's toy3 andi clothes, recently remarked : "Ma, will; I have to marry his widow when he dies f Saratoga trunks are away off n$w: lío young lady can possibly visit a siisamer resort and be fashionable without a Jumbo trunk. That is the latestsize.'. - Derrick. The most sensible people of the country live at Lansing, Mich. A butchecshop in that place bears the avgm. "Closed till meat gets cheaper." - S'hiiadelphia News. Barnum hav.ing secared , Forepaugh is now lüoking fv zrrV traction that wiU excel H hp a" T a bigger HnglUh -etephanC t' .„frZbo et hi bring rW fiSttj. J ' 'IXidyou get jWa r'icturp Rrown? You remem U ulaíd'yíuTere bound to Uve Xt - .'Weii, „ot exactly," replik Browy., "J aske(] her für u n'd he gave me her negative." „"kY011161 are so contrary," said liiobbs. "I thought wlien I got mar■ieo niy Vife would dam my socks and et vne '.One ; instead of that she Iets w Sfoks alone and darns me." "Vou are as full of airs as a music ''ox," is what a young man said to a firl who refused to let him see her home. "That may be, was the reply,