Detected By His Mother-in-law

A l luengo juuge nmng ín tne cara last week, from a single glance nt the countcnance of a lady by his side, imagined ho know her, aml ventured (o remark that the day was pleasant. She onlv answered : 'Yes.' 'Why do you wear a veil ?' 'Lest I attract attenüon.' 'It is a providenee of gentlemen to admire,' replied the gallaiit man of law, 'Not when they are niarried. ' 'But I am not.' 'Indeed.' 'Oh, no, I am a bachelor.' Then the lady quietly removed her veil, disclosingto the astoriished magiatrate the face of his mother-in-law. He has been a raving maniac erer