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A bore is a fellow who tella yon all lie knows, nll he thinks be knows, iid all h ilon't know. An Enthusiastic Endorsembnt. - Gokitam, N. H., July 14, 1879. Cftnt:- W hoever yon are, I don't kuow; but I tkank the Lord and feel jjrateful to yon to know that iu this world of adulterated medicines tliere ib one oompound that proves aud does all it advertises to do, and more. Four years ago I had a slight shock of palsy, which unnerved me so that the least excitement would make me shake like tbe ague, Last May I was induced to try Hop Bitters. I used one bottle, but did not see any change; another did so change my nerves that they are now as steady as they ever were. It use' I to take both hands to write, but now my good right hand writrs this. Now, ií you continue to manufacture as honest and ood au article as vou do. yon wül aocuinulate an honest fortune, and confer the greatest bleseing on your fellow-men that was ever conferred on mankind. Tim Burch. A Mobile merchant objects to being called a millionaire, simply because Lis name nappened to be Uamrich. Buoklin's Abnica Salve. -The beet salve in the world for cuts, bruises,8ores, ulcera, salt rheum, fever sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns and all kinds of skin eruptions. This salve is gnaranteed to give perfect satisfaction in every case or the money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by Ebberbach & Son, Ann Arbor, Mich. Prima donnas do not lose their diamonds as often as actresses. ïhey are moie careiul of their preoious tones. Is FUN BeTTKR THAN PHYSIfi?--Fun is excellent; a hearty laugh is known the whole world over to be a health promoter; dut fun does not fill the bill when a man needs physic. On the other hand people take too much physic. They would be more healthy, live longer and enjoy life better if they used Dr. Jones' Ked Clover Tonic, which cures all blood disorders, indigestión, kidney and liver troubles. removes DimDles. and ia a fect tonic. Can be taken by the most delicate. Only 50 cents per bottle, of Eberbach & Bon. "A man who's got a mortgage on a nigger's farm is a wurg marster den de one he liad 'fore de wah," says Uncle Joe. Relief Found t Last. - Carmel, Ind. Mr. A. Ktefer.-Denv Sir: I was afflicted with derangement of the liver It' I I 1 I ) l'k 1 11 l J J f É ■"WStVfc é % -Ti 1 1 ■ J . . B v - - - - . _ . X f my whole system. Had three-day ague for two yearg, from whiok I found no relief until induced to try your Taxarine, whioh I am happy to say effeeted a cure. I am enjoying fine health, and have had no ague for over one year. Yours, etc, Tohn Jeffries. For sale by Eberbaeh A Son A correspondent wants to know : " If a flea bites a dog, and so enrages the animal that the dog bites a man, can the flea be indicted as an accessory befo re the f act?" See the penal code. "Mean people take advantage of their neighbor's dificulties to annoy them." Mean diseases, such as piles, rheiimatism, constipation, dispepsia, malaria, lame back, etc, take advantaffe of people's exposure and attack them. It is then that Kidney-Wort appearsouthe field, and by ïts tiniely ageney puts to rout tuis rlock of evil aumenta. It is a friend in need, and therefore a friend indeed. What is the proper time to cali?" asks a society journal. Loctwool says, "lts when you don't daré to bluff any more." Nothing so simple and perfect for coloring as Diamond Dyc. For carpet rags, better and cheaper than any other dye. There's no trouble about twisting the tail of a sleeping bull-dog. The disagreeable part comes when you let go. Messrs. H. J. Brown & Co., Ann Arbor, Mich., say: "The sale of Brown's Iron Bitters is increasing, and is giving good satisfaction." T .' í 1 - T „u: _ l _ 1 J_i i.Tl. xjíiiiv xjutue iu utir irieiiu: x nave so many cares. Yesterday a httle baby sister arrived, and papa is on a journey. It was but a piece of luck that mamma was at home to take care of it." "Kough on Kats." - Ths thing Desired fouud at last. Ask Druggists for "Eough on Rats." It clears out rats, mice, A young lady atteiiding balls and parties should always secure a femáis chaperon until she is able to cali some male chap her own. Skinny Men.- Wells' Health Renewer. Absolute cure for nervous debility and weakness of the generative functions. $1. at druggists. Mich. Depot, JAMES E. DAVIS & Co., Detroit, Mich. A bright httle girl, notioing among the company at her father's residence, a gentleman whose face was considerably pock-marked, inquired who the "motheaten gentleman was." 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One who divides honey with the bear will be like to get the lesser share. ííew York Mercury for 1883. Fully equipped with thefinest printing machinery in the world, capable of woning off 30,000 copies per hour, the New Yokk Mebcury will enter upon its FORrY-FIFTII VOLUME, commeneing January, 6, 1883, with a determination to more than ever ment the liberal patronage which has marked its career for nearly half a century. Arrangements have been coiiBumniated, both at home and in Europe, to secure for the ensuing year many sterling novelties to increase the already incomparable variety of literary attractions which have always made the New Yokk Mebcüby a welcome guest in every home circle. BEDUCED BATES OF SÜBSCKIITION. But in order to enhance the already wide-spread circulation of the New Yobk Mekcubt, the proprietor has determined to reduce the annual subscription rate for 1883 from $3.00 to 2.50 per annum, thus making it the largest, handsomest, cheapest and best family paper in the United States. Eacli subscriber will get 1,800 SQUABE INCHES OF KEADING MATTER 52 TIMES A ÏEAK FOB $2.50, nnmnriom et mrwa Hmn IK iwui 11 ■ v -winj,, A1jjijft iiiAÜ Hlrtll XljUVU llüüg Ol choice literature in euch issue- nearly equaling the contenta of a a5-cent magazine. The New Yobk Merouby will be mailed, postage free, for six months, for SI. 25, or three months for 75 cents. Sample copies sent when requested. Address Wm. OaoldweIíI,, Proprietor, j26-4t] No. 3 Park Row, New York City. Tobacco, cigars and cigartttes for sale by Preston, opposite the post-office. Preston keeps the best brands of tobacco and cigars. Cali and see him, in the Puffy bloek, opposite the post-office