The Odious English Pug

Thpy ushercd me ulo the d'awlng-room, And Uiere, In an eay chalr, Snt a bow-Ifprod brute thnt iiuzrd at me Willi an Insol ml BritlBb stare; And a look of pr;de md folly born lllumod his usfly mug; Aid be lu ned liis back with lofty scorn - Did tbat odious Engl sh pug. A bfíiuteoua ma den carne glidiug In, StatHr. and tall, and slim, And seated bersilf by tlie ugly pug, In Ibe seif same chair with blm. ' And a w:ldly he wagled, and slavercá, and lawued, And 6he beid blm in lovlns bug. Over i er f-h.ulder bc p-inned at me- Dld that ugly Entlisli pui;. But Rhe trayly taktd oa she iondled hlm, And said, "Wblcb do you Ibiuk In ribbou lies beeomes bim best, Yellowor blueor pink'" Ani "Marioii .Melrs has a 'uorrid ct- I bate eat-" - wllh a sbrug. And 6be klssed- yes, kissed - the smoky plilz Oí that odious Eujllsb pu. Oh, gcntle dudes, where are ye uow 1 Witli supereilions coru Tbe exalltd pug früin lils mistress' breast Lnoks ilown on you forloin. Te tread tbc dlrty btreets ; wbite arm? Hls purey carcasa lug; And hu's tolcd hen-, and he's toted thcro - The odious Euglish pug. He takes his drives and li bouillon warm, And niakcs hit eocla! calis, And leaves lii nfatly graven card With h s owner's in tlic hulls. l'Ti1 eeen thrm- B jous by ihu score, Bennic, and Punch, and Slujf; And every ouc was the sil y name Of an odious Ei glish pug. Oh, fellne pets of the upoer ten, 1 cali on you, ar se I Move on the pug with your rlpp'ng claws, Hook out his goggle eyes! Hls weaith shall be vours, as the spolls of war, Hls comforts and quarters snug; And tbe dude on the fence wrill cheer your flght "With tbe odious Enelish Dusr.