He Wanted A Self-winder

"I see that some one has iuvented a watch that winds tself p while the owner is walkinsr. I should like to havo one, for I forget to wind my watch quite frequently," remarked Mr. Smith to his Wife. "Does tho wearer have to walk ia order to wind tho wateh," asked Mrs. Smith. "Certainlv, mydear, " replied Mr. Smith. "Woll, then, you have no use for ir, John." "No use for it? Why?" "Bocaus the men who carry yoi home druii. would forgettowind yom watch for you iust tho samo as they ci