A Feminine Soliloquy

Why is thp world no fair to-day? Why do 1 teel so blithe and gay. As through the throng I piek tny way? l've got a new spring suitl Soa how the (itlicr women stare As I go by -it.h jaunty air; Just liuar t ln-iti rblsper: "I declare, She'8 got a new spring suitl" Seft how tbs men, as they pass by, Look at me with admiriug oye. To-day all rivals Idefy, In my brand-new spring auiti. Why is niy husband's face so glum? I'll teil you why - but keep it mum - He'3 thinking that next wcok will como The bill tor my new sprint; suit. Well, I must go. Qood-by! Oh, say, If yon sea Molí le West to-ilay, Just teil her in a quiet way, l'vo got a now spring suit.