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An Inter-State Dairymens' and Fruit Grower's Convention will be held at Jackson, Mississippi, February lfi, 17 and 18. Northern and Southern lecturers and instructora of national reputation are upon the program. Mardi Gras Festival at New Orleans will take place Feb. 22. To accommodute all who desire to attènd the Jackson Convention, visit Hammond and the New Orleans j Mardi Gras the Illinois Central railroad j will run a low rate excursión from all points on its Illinois and Iowa lines arrivngat Jackson at 4: 10 p. m. Feb. 16. Tickets will be sold to New Orleans and return with stop over priviliges at Jackson and Hammond. Parties residing at point 08 , the line of the Illinois Central thould ask their local ticket agents'for round trip tickets to New Orleans and return and be eure they are routed via. the Illinois Central in order to visit Jackson and Hammond, For excursión circulara, programs of Jackson convention and priuted mntter concerning Hammond, apply to the underslgned at Manchester, Iowa. J. F. Merkt, Geni. West. Pass. Agt. Newman Independent: Motto of a woodawyer - I come, I saw. I corded. QBT Ljon's Patent Heel StilTcners ap?Wed to the new boots und they will never run over. Pear trees in Florida are being ruincd by gpiders, which eat the buds. Xo Opium in Piso's Cure for Consumptlon. ' Cures where other remedios fail. 25c. Sign in a New York resort: "No excusa if found with another man's hat." 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