Pith And Point

A great many peoplc hold theorles who can't hold their tonguos. - OH City BlizzarcL Tho man who peddles his autobiography takes his ufo Ín his own hands.- Texas Siflings. Strictly spcaking, a mnn can not dye his inustaehe and remnin honcst. - New Orleans Picayune. The man who robs Peter to pay Paul should at least reruomber wliat is Douteronoruy. - Texas Siftings. A fued is aboiit the most unprolilable thing any community ever indulgud n. - Jacksonville Union. lí masculine baldness is to become universal, the com(b)ng man won't have any tocomb. -Texas Sijlings. Failure isn't asevere lliing to a man who hasn't beon in the habit of putting on too much style. - Boston Courier. While tbe lamp liolds out to burn, there is not much danger of tlie average aervant íilling it. - Harper's Bazar. Whon a bank boodier skips to Canada now it is in order to ask: Was it the lady or the tiger? - Philadelphia Times. Sonie women's memories aro strongest on the point of other women's oíd clothes. - Boston Journal of Educalion. It is one thing to catch fish and anothor to lie about it. The two do not go well together. - New Orleans Picayune. It is a suggestivo coinculoncethat an archism and small-pox both liang out the red flag signal. - Minneapolis Tribune. A lost symphony of Wagner's has been found. This country doesn't scem to have any luck. - Detroit Frce Press. Since Mackay's bank has lost $6,000,000 his wife will have to economize for awhile on diamond necklaces. - Sí. Paul ülobe. "I often cut my oldest acquaintance," said the buzz-saw as it took ofl a mill-hand's flnger. - Charleston Enterprise. Somebody says the age oí the coal-dealer is the tonnage. Sonic folks think it's the shortage. - Boston Commercial. Scienco weeps over the bug that is never hatched as the lover niourns over tbs letter that never came.- New Orleans I'icayune. It rainod In London last Monday, and the dudes of Chicago walked arouud with their trousers turned up. - Philadelphia Cali. If New England high-school girls do not marry, wnat becomes of Napolepn'a fiue theorie as to educated mothers?- Louis villt Journal. While the lamps of a city belong to a cotupany, it seeins that many city officials have a luán on the poats of the lamps. - New Orleans Picayune. It may be that Coant Mitkiewioz ha iinally coucluded to bo honest, havlng peradventnn lost the abiliiy to stack the canls. - New Yorh Graphic. Even John Brown'a fort at Harper's Ferry bas bocomO a den of thieves. How exceodingly aro our historie places defiled. - Pitlsburgh Commercial. A whole car-load of Green Tree beer arrived Thursday night It will sell for 25 conts a bottle - when the grand jury adjourns. - Wichita Dcmocrat. "The nationality of a man, the tomper of a woman, and the condition of an iuvalid are all judgsd by the tongue." - Binghamton República i. ]f Shakspeare was in the habit of getting drunk it is singular that he didn't givi it away some time that Bacon wroto the plays. - Texas Sifiings. During Talmage's absence the groat tabernaelo has boon fmtlier enlarged - probably to givo freer scopo for the great preacher's gcstuios. - Albany Argus. A liltle g'rl who wantod to doscribe thö "absentniindudnusj of lier unele said: His retuember is so tiroU that he ha to uso his torget all the time." - Boston Journal. A man may be honest and yct so slow that he will never pay a dubt When a young man has stealing lo do he is always prompt. - New Orleant Picnyune. Pólice justice in Kansas City get -thcro with two fe'et and a cruteh. In the case of the cable gripman it scoms to have taken two crulches. - Kansas Cüy Times. It is the duty of the London polics to piek up orange peel oll' the siduwalk, and the opinión prevails that Ui 8 is