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sylvanla liuntcr can compute tue time, wlldeat Inllleted upon Llm sevcnteen bltei and 158 tcratches, to say nothmtr of a frlgbt whlch made hiin weak In the knecs for two weeks. ín cracking lilckory nuts one evenlue ast week James Frye, a Vcrinont man, maalicd liis thumb. He juinped up and cursed God and man, and wlillc ravlng he feil down and dled. Buy your lilckory nuU on the half sbell. Some one who has been making up the records of the 2,619 female graduatcs of Amerleau colleges saya that 998 are married, 949 are teachers, 133 are In other occupatlona, and roí) are not engaged In rerauneratlvc work. A resident of Sprln;fleld, Mu., Is tlie owner of a remarkably sagacious doir. VVuen thc tire burnslow In thc tireplace lcfore whlch he lí aecustorued to lie he joes to the woodshed, Bets a stick of woud, and puts It on tne coala. They have a strewd crane at Honcsdale, Pa. It takes a bug In tu bilí and liolds lt In tbe water. By and by a íhli 11 make a grab íor the bu? and the crane grabs tba fish. Last week the crane was seen to catch several plckerel in thls manner.