Why Laura Lost Her Beau

1 atti'.i once bad an afliuent beau, Who caUed twiee a fortnight, or so, Now she sits, Sunday eve, AU lonely to grieve, Oh, where is her recreant beau, And wby did he leave Laura soi Why, he gawthat Laura was a languisuing, delicate girl, subject to siek headaches, sensitive nérvea, and uncertain tempers; and knowing wbat a life-long trial is a fretful, oickly wifo, he transferrod his attentlons to her healthy, cheerful cousin , Ellen. The secret is that Laura's hoalth and strength are sapped by chronic weakness, peculiar to her sex, whlch Ellen averts and avoids by the use of Dr. Pierce's Favortte Prescriptiou. This is the only reinody for woman's peculiar woaknesses and ailments sold by druggistsunder a positive guaran teo from the manufacturera that it will give satisfaction in evory case or monoy will be refunded. See guarantee on bottle wrapper. A big golden feather as a hairpin and a watch oased wholly in black enamel are among the newest freaks of jewelers. He ate green cucumbers; They made him quite sick ; But he took a few "Pelleta" That cured him rlght quick. An easier physio You never" will flnd Than Pierce's small "Pellets," The Purgativo kind. Small but precious. 25 cents per vial. A judíre at Harrisburg, Penn., has sent a young fellow to jail for kissing his afflanced wife on the streetagainat the lady's will.