Of Interest To Women

Dr. Clara Marshall is appointed dean of the Pennsylvania women'j college, in place of Dr. Kachel 15odley. Miss Mary W. Whitney talies the place held by Maria Mitcbell as professor of astronomy at Vassar College. The Woman's News, edited by Mrs. May L. Wheeler, at Indianapolia, has successfuly coinpleted its first year. The following item shows how some men support their wives: A little boy, tbe son of a wastierwoman, went to collect what was due his mother. Ile said he wapted it because "father is going to the picnio to-morrow, and becanee the rent is due." f There aro some men so talkative that othing but the toothache can mnke one f them hold his jaw. If a man would only strike bnt au intnnt sooner than he does, he would eet bio mosquito every time. "Strive to make a good impreaBion wherever you go," said Jonee, as ha ulied his foot out of the mud. A much-abused editor wrote to a rother journalist culling him an asa, and hen thoughtlessly signed himself "Yours raternally." Mrs. Fennell says her miuister's ermons are "a little obscure, but," sha aye, "I do love to sit and watch the lineges ot hia faoe!" "Mr. Smith," said a lady at the fair, won't you please buy this bouquet to )resent to the lady whom you love?" 'ïwouldn't be right," said Mr. Smith: I'm a married man." Foreman (making up the forms) - Where shall I put thig olipping of poetry? Editor- Who is it by? Foreman- Walt Whitman. Editor- Put it n the puzzle department.- Life. "What papers olí my wnting desk are you burning there?" cried an author to ;he servant girl. "Oh, only the paper hat is written over, sir; I haiu't touched he clean,'' was the coniforting reply. During a hailstorm, in Troy, a boy ïeaved a twenty-pound cake of ice into he etreet, and over flfty persons made oath that it was a hailstone, and that .hey heard it strike a roof and bound off. They wero at a dinner party, and he remarked that he suppoeed she was fond of ethnology. She said she was, but she was not very well, aud the doctor had old her not to eat anytbing for desert ut oranges. It ie said that country editora woar a bolt to hold up their pants instead of suspendere. AVhen they reoeive word trom home that there is uothing for dinner, they simply tighten up one hole, and feel too full for utterance. Wüen two women, who are frionds, meet on the street, they smile right there. When two men, who are friouds, meet on the etreet, they adjourn to the nearest saloon to "sraile." The latter method is the most expensive. "Simantha, I'm going to let go of your hand for a minute, bnt yon won't be mad, will yqu darling? I wouldn't let go till you did, only some sort of a bug is crawling down my back, and I oan'1 keep my mind on you and bugs at the same time!"