Concerning Chicago Traits

One - "By George, I never heard of a Chicago man that wouldn't blow and lie about bis confouuded town as though it was the only town on earih." Tother- "I know of one that won't do it." One - 'Til give $10 to see him. Where is he?" Tother - "On this train." One (jumping up and looking around) - "Whore?" Tother- "Out in the baggage-car in a long box."