Scared By The Judge

A man in the dock charged wlth theft. He pleaded "gullty" but the jury's verdict was "not guilty." Th judge was not at all satisfied wlth the result of the trial and remarked to th prisoner: "You do not leave this court without a stain upon your character for by your own confession you are a thief and by the verdict of the Jury you are a llar." - Plck-Me-Up.