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Some men who boast about payiñg as they go couldn't get trusted if they ■tried. - Philadelphia Record. Many a life has been spoiled by not knowing the differenee between thrift and stinginess. - Milwaukee Journal. Every woman who has fallen off In her looks has an indistinct idea that slaving for some man caused it. - Atchison Globe. There is one consolatlon connected with the idiois who fall from balloons. They don't bore people with their stories of how it happened. - Washington Post. Nothing has been geen to equal Mrs. Charlotte Smith's crusade against girls on bicycles since Mrs. Parrington tried to mop the Atlantic ocean back. - Boston Globe. Judging from several tragic experlments at agrlcultural fairs this auüimn, the rope and the parachute resemble the fooi and his money. - Boston Advertiser. Many a good boy has been drowned while in swimming on Sunday because he had to work so hard through the week he didn't have time to learn to