They're Watching Us

It has leaked out that the new university band at Ann Arbor will give their first concert on the 22d of February. As their playing will scare woodcliucks out of their holes, the proposed outrage on the birthday of Washington will be prevented if possible. The attention of the legislature has been called to the matter. Ann Arbor society has gone daft over a babyish fad. At social meets a slit is cut in a suspended sheet through which the girls one by one thrust their noses. A callow squire on the other side then walks up and guesses whose protuberance it is. If he guesses right he and thenose start ovit to supper, and usually the balance of the girl goes with them'. - Grass Lake Xews. Don't be taken in by a young woinan wlio is going about the state soliciting aid to send an old lady to a home for ;he aged. She is a f raud and the old ady a myth. She has worked several :owns in this vicinity and has succeeded in workipg charitable people out of several dollars. - Homer Vidette.