The Editor's Advice

Young Humorist (to the editor) - Hava you looked over the comio sketches I left with you? Editor - I have. Young Humorist - They ain't so good as I might do if I hadn't so many other irons in the fire. Editor (handing back the manuscript) - Ifere they are and I advise you - Yonng humorist - What? Editor - Putthem with the other irons. - 'i'exai öifüngs.