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The Mainspring of Our Progress is High Wages. Extract ï'roni address by Wendell Phillips. Putting aaide all theories, every lover of progress must see with profound re;ret the introduction here of any elenent which will lessen wages. The nainspring of our progress is high rages - wages at such a level that the workingman can spare his wife to preside over a home, can command leisure, ;o to lectures, take a newspaper and lift ïimself from the deadening level of nere toil. That dollar left after all the jills are paid on Saturday night means education, independence, self-respect, nanhood ; it increases the value of every acre near by, lilis the town with lwellings, opens public libraries and rowds them, dots the continent with cities, and cobwebs it with railways. fhe one remaining dollar insures progress and guaranteesmillions to itsowner, etter than a score of statutes. It is worth more than a thousand colleges and inakes armies and pólice superflu)US. The Sewers of Paris, are oue of the modern wonders of the vorld. That marvelous network of unlerground streams, over which the ..mist eau travel by rail and in boats, ■oiistitutes the liowels of the gay capi,al. This labyrinth of streams is kept with scrupuluus care; for any obstruction in the fiow of the sewage wou ld be attended with serious results to the ïealth of the inhabitants of the city ibove. The sewers of the human sysein are the liver and bowels, and in order to keep disease out of the wonderul city of which they are a part, they nust be kept always free and unobstructed. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Purgaive Pellets are the best laxative and cathartic known for the purpose. Tiny sugar-coated granules, in vials, always iresh. _,_ At what time of the day was Adam created? - Just before Kve. What bird is a lady fond of wearing around her neck? - The ruff. Entitled to the Best. All are entitled to the best that their money will buy, so every family should have, at once, a bottle of the best family remedy, Syrup of Figs, to cleanse the system when costive or.bilious. For sale in 50 cents and $1.00 bottles by all leading druggists. Why does an old maid wear mittens? To keep the chaps off. When are yon a honsehold utenail? - When I am a little pale. What sticks cloaer than a brother? - A postage stamp, by gum. Delicate Ladies ? Who have that tired and all-gone feeling and don't like to be disturbed, will continue to be troubled with thia complaint until they renew their impure blood. Sulphur Bitters will cause new and rich blood to course through every artery and veiu in the human system. See another column. Why is a mouse like a load of hay? - Because the cat'll eat him. In what key does a lover propose? - In the key of be mine ah. Bueklen's Árnica Salve. The Best Sai. vu n the world or Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Kheum, Kever Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains Corns, and all Skin Eruptions and positively cures Piles, orno pay re quired. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or money refunded. Price 25cent8 per box. For sale by Eberbach ,c Sons.