Strange, But True

In tlie beginning, Mr. Theophilus L. Globster made a. present of $25 wortli oí toys +o the orphan asyhim. And The DaSly Bugle credited the kind deed to Theodoa-o Gloster. And 'The Evening Radiator gave the honor to Thomas Gobstcr. And the Semi-Weekly Eaglet gave Jyreat praise to "our esteemed fellowcitlzen. Mi-. T. G. Lotwber." It came to pass tluit Jlr. Globster Iread the Bugle, tlie Radiator, and the Kaglet, and saw Avliat libea'ties had been taken with his hithei-to untarnislied name. And in hifi rigliteous wrath and toortification li e-songht the illusory tonsolation of the bowl and waxed nproárious and bellicose, until the law's vtnere compelled to confine ]iim for a time, and in due course he was adjudged of tihe cadi. And the Bugle, the Bvening Radiator and even the Semi-Weekly Eaglet, nnnounccd ■vith a nnanimity of corï-octiiPSü: "Tlieophilus Ij. Globster,