Understood His Man

.Toe Bowmnn had ;i temper Jike a eyclone. His intímate friend, Tom Pranks, liked to play with it and ■watch it whirl in a eloudless sky. "Golng to be married, I hear," said Tom. "Yes," Joe replied, his face beaming with a radian femile, "and to one of the most perfect of women ! I go into raptures when I tliink of my prize ! All lier people are agreeable, too." "That reminds me, jour prospective father-in-law -told me a mighty big lie about you to-day." "Oh ! the monstrous hypocrite !" flashed Joe, and you could see fire dn his eyes. "Teil me wliat he said and ril imake Ihis old head look as df it ■were held on the drive-wheel of a fifty-horse xower ongine. Wbat did he say ?" "He eaid j-ou wei-e a good fellow." Pranks escaped sudden death by öodging liehind a brick house he had 'built for the purpoee.- Arkaneas Traveler. To be furious ia religión is to be TeUgloaely rellglous.- WUliam Penn. A constant fidelity in Bfflall tilines s a grcat heroic vlrtae.- St. Bonavenura. I have na othor notion of economy lmn that it jts tho p.iront of liberty ■ml ease.-4DeLn Kwiit. That thuu may'st lmjuré 110 man, Gove-like ,be; and serpent-Iike, that none muy Injure thee.- Cbwper. He is bleesed who is assured that lic animal is dylug out in liim day by ay, and tte diviiie being establlshed. -Th orea n. It is ttoe chiel eondltion of h&ppiness o 1)0 bom in a famons oominunity. - Phitarch. Take your part with the altract iRht, .and trust to (iod that it shall lso prove the expedieat.- Wendell hilUps. ♦ What would they say if here to-nieht To wltness Drama's 'Modern BIrth Out Barnumizing Barnum's Light As " liiKgest Stage Show on the Earth "? rhis Playwripht was not Play House Bred, But fiashing Lightning over wires To Paint " Sensation's Drama " Red 1 Arthur, MacKye.and Boucicault (And Dramnu Thompson) startled stage With I.ife Scènes (for the time) Town Rage But Vanee has got a lasting show ! All " shows " eombined are scored in one. Life acted out before your eyes Where surprise follows surprise ' Bnngs curtain down with cheers beKn ! (Why wonder at Box Office Run !) - Geo. Francis Train1 Limited Mali, at the grand opera ouee Saturday night, April 1G.