Atchinson Globules

Kobody is go nrach aliive as the dead beat. Any sin is disgust ing when you hear of a nother man eommittimg it. ,Some men are like molasses- it is hard to get tliem avay froan the jug. The men admire the "jrood fellow" srot of gieLs, but they seldom marry them. It is ambftion of nearly every boy to becomie big enough to whi"p hls father. After a man has been marrk'd about tivo day.s blB appetite begins to coime back. A poor man may be just as good as hits rteh neighbor, but he lias a harder t;inie provüng it. To be a social success, yon must pretend jiou are (havtog a good time whether jiou are or not. Thiis wwuld le a pleasant world ín some respects í'f wotikmi liad ae much ccmfidt'noe in their husband's word n.s they have in the word oí a peddïer. II a man provkled nothinií but dry bread and water for h;B wife to eat, she wmild matee a great roa'r, but she will ffo to a fashitouable sanitarium and pay $15 a week to live on siK'h a diet and boast oí it.