Bill Arp's Advice

Somebody a.sked Bill Arp, the BOUthern humoiist, hits notion of the way to manage a vite. The followlng is lèe rcply : "Is it a sell or a commdrum ? We km't manage them down !iere. I lave been marrfed 43 years, and such I thin.ii as managing my wlf never iccurred to me. I didn't marry her lor that. It is vc.-y vell to talk ilxmt managtng a horse or a rail■n.iil, l.ut tlif oíd s a cilection on woman'e cfharacter. A wlfe ia a partïer, a help mate. Slir litlps to n 'lic iainily expnees and to niake Iifc worth livinLw Managlag ii ir ; mUdOzlDg luisiucss. and lh.it is JU81 vliat briutgs about s') niany diroi V w Ee whu has t o be managed is not i Avi.c. 'Mr. Beecher sald that the irsi tliii.u' in be Ui:r in ensure g'ood icaltli Avas io be b&rn ol healthy paraxte. And so tihe beel way to manage a Wite is not to marry one wlio has to le m-anagd. As Bob eald wlien he liad eerved out lii- sentence II tlic clia.in gjang : "Boss, dr thinir (or you to do .wlien you iiit dar is - not to igo dar." Manage your wiie like you did before you married hr. Tliiat'.s all. Never let her know ttliat she is cliaiiied. Companionship is tlie word - companionship that Wonors tlie man more than it dO68 the wcimaii ; for ghe is ol a hlgher rank in piu-ity, in morality, in ln;aity.