The Cause Of The Feud

They were seated at ;i table In a prominent restaurant - i'our fond paxents and two youngsters, oacli about old enough to llsp a few words. . "Our Oharlie can walk so nice, can't oo, oo nk'e 'ittle fellow ?" said one mother. "And our Clara walks clear across tlie room without falling, don't oo, sweet ?" "Charley 's so good ; he will play liy liimselt' by the hour, and I can tend to my work." "And Clara never kept us up a night sdnce we have had her.'' So the conversation went on, eacta parent trying to out-do the other in braggtng. Finally the family to whkh Clara belonged, finished the meal. The mother pk'ked up tlie girl and isaid : "Now give Charley a nice kiss before we go." Charley was in the act of slaughtertng ui orange, amd he hád already reduced it to a mushy mass. As Clara's face carne cloee to liis, he radsed his arm on high, and, bringing it down forcibly, planted the nnishy (irange very artisticaliy nipón Clara's pus nosc. Such a hovl ae went up startled all the gueste, and wban Clara Blapped him, the noise was doubled. Clara's ma and ipa hardiy speak tu r'iiai'lcy's ma amd pa, and each family ih'mks that 1 he younger member of the other