Mixed Up The Two Websters

. Dunne? Daniel Yi'eli.-ter's vi.it to iMiülainl, he was aken oïlë diij to seë Loud Broti#hnm. Xluvt eininerijj: jurist) howrwr, rece.lS'exl him sin-h ciioinis-, :liai Mr. Wel fiad Ki gel .-:v . ;:::,{ toofc lis leftVe ai firsi opp'ort unity. 'í he Lriend ■ 8aw him to liis rooms and then return k3 ii ! ovil Broug-hara, and in gome an ;er s-ii 1 : "My lord, hovt eouid yon beliaVe witli sucíi rndéness and d a eöurtesy to so greal a i .■ ■ ■ statesmaa? It was l'nsulting to lilna and has il ed in with mort! Leu ! "Wljy, viiai cid earthi liave ! done and wliam have i licm rude to V" a.-kfd hls Jordship. "To Daniel Webeter, o! the s of the United States.'' "Greal Júpiter, wlial a blunde i' íüív! Lord J'.i o gliam, r ■ 1;mi v ihe miütake he iiad made-, "i thOUght i! was i lia'. (íllOW Weisir,who made n dlctiomary and nearly ruine;! the Engiish langu :.ge." Thn, tí is said; the giéai chance] lor sought otit Mr. Webster and excused liis coiuhu-í, Avlii-.-li Lhe Latter gemerously áccepted, and, it la added, havtog other i ast es in common besidies law ;:nd politics, they cnade a royal nilght of it. All oí whlch ii probaKy ti tic enough to l'onnd a story on. The latest swiadle being wprked on tlie faimei-s is this : "A smai-t business lellow learna who is contemplatiirj,- uíing paint, and representa himeell as ageni for an eastern paint faetory. He agrees to s-.'iid ten galloris oí paint to be paid for in ten 5 1 The farmer sig-ns the order and- pays the note when due. - Chelsea Standard. Any orie wh owould be íool eoough to expeci to get ten gailons o! paint on ten years 'time ought to be mul teil $10 or more.