Both Charmers Came

The following true story is told by the Adrián Times and needs no vouchers. The fact that the Times tells it is voucher enough : "An Ann Arbor student had a row with his best girl, who lives in Toledo, about Christmas time, and out of spite he some time later invited a Chicago girl and her mother to the junior hop. Meantime the Toledo trouble cleared up, and the student was sorry he hadn't asked the girl whom he loved as much as ever. But about two weeks before the swell event she was taken sick, and in writing her a sympathetic letter he told her how sorry he was, for he had intended asking lier to the ball, but now he had to stay at home, as he couldn't think of going with anyone else. The morning of the hop he received'a telegram from Toledo and one from Chicago, saying all was well, and that two best girls and two fond mainmas would be on hand for the ball. Rushing to the drug store the dismayed hypocrite got some stuff to make him sick, and was soon laid up in bed. His failure to meet his friends at the depot was explained by a fellow student, and the fair ones were so grieved that the two old ladies went at once to the invalid's rooms, where they met, compared notes, and tuinbled to his little racket. The student courts only Ann Arbor girls now.