A Liquid Lie

Moldy Mike- Where did yeh steal thls aottle o' whisky? 'Tain't very good. Tough Tim- Snaked it up at that iiouse yonder. I've tasted better. Helio! JVTiat's this written on this bit o' paper hat's pasted on it: "Liquid Lye!" Moldy Mike- Well, I've allowed all ilong tli at if the stufE pretended to ba rood whisky, it wasn't tellin' the truth.