Atchison Globules

The Summer Widowers' club of Atchison has been chartered. A clever Atchison girl can chew gum in one side of her mouth, and eat ice cream in the other. An Atchison bachelor claims that whenever he is left alone with a crowd of girls, they tie his hands. Another reformer was in town today, a book recommending that every man who eats onions be arrested. An Atchison girl admits that there are as good flsh in the sea as ever worg caught, but says the trouble comes in landing them. An Atchison woman says that she will not go away this summer; that if her husband can afford to remain during the hot weather, and earn their food, she can aftord to stay with him, and cook it. If the husband is not immcnsely fond of that woman, he makes a mistake. The ordinance requiring men to shine their shoes at least once a day, is meeting- with soma opposition, but it is right. Too many men are careless in their personal appearance who have plenty of time to g-o fishing, and plenty of time in which to discuss the silver question. It is a foolish fashion to say of a man that he "Sundayed" in Leavenworth, or will "Sunday" at home. In imitation, a Happy Hollow personal sent to this office this morning announced that "Mrs. Marie Smythe-Jones washdayed at the home of her parents in Rushville this