Sunny Beams

Mrs. Blifkins- Do the bathers shock you? Mrs. Snifkins- Oh, no. I traveled in África.- Town Topics. Temperance lecturer - Friends, how can we stop the sale of liquor? Inebríate (in the rear of the hall) - Give it away. - Tid Bits. She - I heard such a good joke to-day. I have been hugging myself about it ever since. He- You must be tired. Let me assist you. - Pick-Me-Up. She had studied French - Have you any bon-vivant this morning - Butcher - Boned what, mum? "Bon-vivant. Why, that's French for 'good liver!' "- Life. Colonel Clay of Lexington- What's that curious hole in the ground over yonder? "They're digging a well." "Ah, yes. For water, I suppose. What queer things one sees away from home."