A Turkish Bath

Mrs. Binkle (alarmed In the early morning by the furious barking of the dog in the backyard) - Ruffian! brigand! be off, or 111 cali the pólice! Mr. Binkle (who has been to a masquerade and got full) - Don't be f-fratd, Mrs. Binkle. It's me. Played Turk at 'er (hic) Mas'erade, an' thought I'd take 'er Turk'sh bath!