The Monroe Democrat Says

The printing on the Inter-Lake coltmi; oí the Democrat this week was norse, much worse that the :"okes. ■Vo have nianaged to decipber 'he iolkrwlng, however : The iSTorthville baby show was a screaniing triumph. Some, perhaps, Mere not delighted with the uwards, bur all admit that it was a " square deal." Frank JLegg and Franc Dorr were recently married at Ann Arbor. ■Uould it be a "two-Frank" statement to remark that the groom is no longer one-Legged ? (Yes.) President Angelí, of the University, has been appointed by President Cleveland one of the three United States (eep water ways commlssioners. The two presidente have ahvays thought a great deal of each other's abüities anci both were right. (Very angelic, indeed.) The Salvation Army at Ann Vrbor. is preparing to move immediately on tho works fo the prince of the power oí xlarkness, the capital of who;-e kingdom is supposed to be there, and o-er -n-hose parapet wall and frowninr; fncade is occasionally whisked a. barbed tail, amid sulphurous flashes which ever and anon reveal the form of the beast "with the seven hcads and ten horas.'" (There has been an improvement since Brother Smith left.) Will some Ann Arbor paper rise up and state whether the council has provideO a bath tub for the fire department. Tlie city has an excellent fire foice -who work like beavei-s to save ptoperty, get soaked through to tlie skin, and then - unless somebody has piied open the heart of the councu with a crow-bar- are allowed to take a 'bath with a curry comb. (.Observe thu silence ! We believ ethat one oí cu; citizeus oífered to give the boys some tubs, and even then they could rol secure water, -soap and toweis run tüem with.)