The S. W. Farmer's Club Will Meet

at Col. Fenn's in Bridgewater, on Thursday Dec. 17th, at 10 o'clock a. m. The subject for discussiora wiill be the same as at the association of Farmers' Clubs at Lansing. It is said that the Adrián Press gas engine is aften mistaken for the editor.- Ypsilantian. Not so, for frwo reasons. lst. The editor is often mistaken for the gas engine. 2d. The Press has no gas engine.- A-drian Press. The ïoHowing are the officers of the CheïBea Christian Eudearor Society : President, F. C. Mapes ; e president, Miss Minnie Davis; secretary. Miss Mamie Drialane ; assistent secretary, Miss Mary Wuinder ; treasurer, Geo. Webster. "My business is plcking up, since election," as the Ypsilanti thief remarked, when he "swiped" írom a haU table, the $20 overcoat belongmg to a Whittaker swain, who was paying lüs addreas to a young lady, in the parior. - Adrián Press. A tramp eat npoe the emgine house steps a few evenimgs ago walting for the nightwatch. Of eome boys he enquired wlien the Dandlord of that hotel would be anound to asslga him a room.- Enterprise. As he had all the room there was, he shoutö ha-ve been satisfled. Tlhe greed of some people is astonishing. K. P. Carpenter Post, G. A. B. of Clieteea, eleeted the followimg officere : Commander, J. A. Palmer ; Senior Vice Oo, J. F. "Waltrons ; JunioT Vfce Oom., B. Hammond ; Chaplaim, M. M. Campbell ; Swrgeon, E. L. Negus ; Offteer of the day, J. F. Han-iaigbon ; Officer of the Guard, Rush Green ; Quartermaster, J. D. Schnaittanan ; Adjutant, George Oro-weM. The farmers eay that the thickets amd fleifls a.re full of rabbïte. They ean bc picked up anywhere atanost, so thick are they. The past surnmer bas been a good ome lor Br'er Ra.tr bit, and he is playtag havoc wlth youBg fruit trees ansd everythlng else be caa get hls teeth into. The ïa-w does not pTotect hlm and hJs famüy, and he can be killed at all eteasonis. They are lat thte year, and now Is the time to kim the youag ones.- ChelBea Herald. H. D. Platt of Pittsfield, Is down on tbe program of the State Associatioii of Farmers' Clubs wbich meets at Lansing next Tuesday and "Wodnesday.- Ann Arbor Argus. Queer chap, that man Ptott. He's down on the high salary of the oil inspector, down on the single standard, and now he Beems to be down on the program, pirobabliy tt was not arranged to euit wherelore the why, that he Is "down" on the program. He secures the bawl, 'on downs.- Adrián Prees. The exact truth of these words, who wtll dispute: "If you have a nice little fann or business, or steady employment, and are out of detrt, do not fret and worry youreeli and wlife into the grave íor the sake of makling money. You have but one Ufe to live, and It is but brie! at best. Take a little comfort and pleasure as you go along day by day and try to do a liittle good to each other. Wealth alone will never keep your memory green after you have gone to that undlscovered land."