University Advantages

'Billy, you taMe no use for your classiüal ed!ucation mow tlhat you: are marri'ed.'" 'l"Well - you'rO v?ay off. I use my college yell oa the baby every night." "On yiour ba"by ? AVliat good does ■ttbia't a?" "Wttiy, Ipita of g-ood ; i'b anakes him scream lor Ms truobher lifee madl" Osgood- Do you belie ve in li ypnotistn ? Dawiey - Ido. Every time I look at my wife and hear her talk I become more postive that I must have been hypnotized