Not Admitted To The Lime Kiln Club

The ebairtnan of the conimittcc on membership of tlie Ume Kilu club reportad that hls committoo was obliged to report against the following candidates for the causes liorewith appended: Professor Digitalis, of Alabama, for suddenly appearing among his friends with about forty bird shot imbedded in his back, and for being unablo to exploin their presence in a satisfactory manner. He claimed to have boi-u run over by an ico wagon, but this eommittee never saw an ioe wagon loaded wit.li tliat kind of ammunition. The Hon. Castigation Pomfret, of Richmonil, Vu., was found in a smokeJiouse bolonging to a citlzen ot the suburbs, and claimed to be studying architecture. Wliile this committoe seeks to encourago all professions.it, In-Heves in theeternal fitness oí tbings. No liurglar should go about doing business by daylight, and no Architect liould take midniylit. to post uimself on the interna]