Our Ypsilanti Rambler

The Mionie Goodell Grand, Concer1 Company is out on the road to fame and fortune. W. J. Hubbell is business manager, while his wife and John Dodge do the vocal gymnastics, and Frank Smith wields the fiddle bow. Ypsi is to have sewers right straight away, as th e work will goon be begun and the state board of education will have an opportunity of spending the $8,000 appropriation granted by the legislature for sewerage. Colored burglare have been trying to gather in the shekels and suits of clothes from unsuspecting citizens but have been frightened out before great damage has been done. Two big burly house breakers were unexpectedly met by the lady of the house the other night just as they had gained entrance. The lady threw open her bedroom door and indignantfy asked, "What they were doing," at the same time commanding them to "get out," which order wB obeyed with such promptness that the "jimmy" was even left behind. The Huron-st pedestrians are rejoicing over the new pavement which is being luid, A great many enemies are again on speaking terms, men haven't been so ugly at home, women smile more, and the Ypsi world wags better, all on account of this new walk to the postoffice.