This Is A True Story

Yarnspun- Talk about grit. I nerer saw the real article till I went west. It was in a little mining camp that had been terrorized f or months by a professional terror. Everybody was afraid of him. One day a little, white, delicate tenderfoot came into the camp and the big bully went for him - Chorus - And the tenderfoot did him up! Yarnspun - Oh, no; the bully whipped him in thirty seconds. Chorus - Then where did the grit come in? Yarnspun - Why, the tenderfoot had the grit to admit that he was licked. -