New Readings Of Old Proverbs

iiondon Tit-Bits has "twisted" 12 proverbs as follows: "All is not beer that's bitter. The pledge in time saves crime. It's the long cañe that cures llow learning. She talks most who talks fust. Who can't be cured should be ineured. There's inany a tip 'twixt the meal and the lip. The neaxer the bed the colder the sheet. When the fuel goes into the lire, the fog flies out of the chimney. Marry for taste - man, rather than treasure. Once kitten, now pie. It isu't the scowl that inakes one funk. Half a sofa's better than no bed. "