A Second-hand Baby

Mrs. Kelly, tbe actress, is fond oí telling a good story, and for her latest she claims absolute originality. Ons of her tradosmen, it appears, had just received an addition to his spring. His son, a small boy, was taken to seo the new arrival, whom he eyed very criticall}'. "Why, he's got do hair, father," was his first remark. The fact was admltted. "And he's got do teeth, father," was the noxt comraent The circumstance oould not be denied. "I teil y ou what, father," was the final observation, "you've been 'had' - he's an old 'ug!"