Told Of Professor Swing

una winter morning-, the late Professor Swiug was slowly near his home in Chicag-o. The stone pavements were coated with ice, and a woman who lived in the ne'.ghborhood was cautiously picking her way along-. Suddenly her feet flew out ana she carne down hard upon the sidewalk. Professor Swing paused to satisfy himself thatshe was not seriously injured. Then he dryly remarked: "Mrs. S , in my opinión yon are a good woraan." Piqued at his remark, and at the same tiire at her predicament, she retorted: "I don't know why you think so. What do you mean?" "Scripture has it," gravely replied Professor Swing, "that 'the wicked stand in slippery places.' You seem to be sitting down."