Concerning Kissing

Tlie reason kissing is so pleasant, iays aa osculatory expert of scientific entiendes, is because the teeth, aw büiies and Ups are full )f nerves and when the ips of persons meet an electrie current s ganerated.- Yonkers Gazette. Yes, and it is so confoumled cheap. You lon't have to have a dynamo machine, ior a battery in the house, nor a cali ;ox, nor a button to touch to ring up he central office and there is no patent n it, and the poorest person in tha vm- can enjoy tha eleetrie current letter than the millionaire and it never íets out of order. If Edison had in.ented kissing, it wou.ld cost $100 a ear, Iike the telephone, and then extra dssing would be charged up extra and f you didn't pay for it they would ake out your kissaphone and