It Makes Some Men Tired

They wre f rom aomp ldcality up north and on their wedding tour. In taking in the sights óf Detroit they boarded a W-oèdwartf avenue car' for a rtde to" the tenfiinus and bar-k. ' As they sat beside èach other, her hand in liis haiid and his fetraw hát fanning theiii both, a grumpy ótd codgef on the uext seat sneertngtr obsprvpd: " 'Nother cuse uí lgveís ywing dream, I see!" The newly wedded looked around at him, but made no reply, aml pretty soon he sail: "There ought to be a Iaw against this spoöning business! It jut makes me tiied!" "Oh, it does!" retorted Ihe youug man as his cheeks begun 10 ii'ilüeji. "Alebbe you nevfr pooned when you was a young ma?" "If I did it was not in sn-h a public place!" "Whaty I iflie 'plaoé to do ttfith it ? Can't everybody teil right off the hanclle tEït rne'n Jennïe aré j'iist maméd?" "I slíoufa's.ny flffi'totfa." "And that we' 'are on oèr 'liridle tOWtl?" !Wi .1 "And "that we are jtist honey and pearhes?" : ''- :[ "Thafswhat tiles me." "It does, ph? WpII, !t don't Ure u.=. ?he dote on me and I'd dle'ror her, and w'è are ling to kis.s and hüg and ficiufieze hands and eat gtim-dropa ás long as our ; 7;Kolds oüt, aml you and al! thé rpst of i he ohl mossbacks in this town r:au lick jour chop ai'd go to erass!" ;■■ ;' And lio sat db'wii and put oné!'arm arónnd liis turtle ïWvp atíd hnggfíd her till the fíiumpy oíd man 'carne to nis cOiiHT and dioppfii oñ"; with a gritift { dfagusft. -- i