Atchison Globules

As a rule, a good husband is a satl? 'ed husband. A man's sins wiM not find him out a3 oon as his wife. What becomcs of a man's respectaility after deatli? The best spiritual adviser a girl caí ave is her mother. Society is now caüed The Haunt oí 'ie Unmarried Man. It is said that the best husband in iwn is treated like a dog. The women do not admire a woman ho works, but the men do. A baby buggy is a good thing, but a ian docsn't like to push it along. The women can always ünd some exise for the sins of a gallant man. No wonder bees are profitable: they teal all they eat from the neighbors. So many men go through life lookíg as if their wives had caught them t it. A grocer never dares to keep good ating apples on exhibition at his store. There are lots of good things in this 1 without anyoue to push them !ong. A man never looks in the dictionary o long as there is a woman around h? si. When a man fails to attract attenion in every other way, he goes to pe. There is a certain kind of man that :o amount of effort will ever make a nan out of. Vvhen a western girl goes east, she eturns with at least flve new ways of '.sing ribbou. Do your neighbors like j'ou? If they !end you samples of their pie when