More Or Less Humorous

It is hard to believe that a man 1s telling the truth when you know you would lie vvere you in nis place. - Boston Transcript. ".ihimnia, where do eggs come from?" "Chickens, my dear." "Well, that'a funny. Papa says that chickens come from eggs." - Harper's Round Table. Patiënt- What! Three dollars for pulllDg a tooth? Well, you do earn money quiekly! Dentist- Oh, if you prefer I can do it very slowly.- Roxbuiy Gazette. Doctor- Countess, I should be glad iL you vvould let me hear you cough. Countess - I don't feel disposed to do so just now. (To her maid) Eliza, please ' cough as I did this morning. - Motto per Ridere. Hungry Higgins- Don't you beüove that every bloke that kills hisself is insaue? Weary Watkins- Oh, I dunno. But I did know a feller oncet that shot hisself because he couldn't git no work. - Indianapolis Journal. "Now, Max, what did you learn in school to-day?" "I - I - I forget, papa," "You forget. Why, look at Charley Hopkins. He remembers everything he learns at school." "Oh, well, he ain't got so far to go to get home." - Fliegende Blaetter. "Well," said the Kentucky campaigner, "I have left absoiutely nothing undone to win friends for our cause. I have considered no personal sacrifice too great. I have treated everybody in the country. I even drank water with the prohibitionist party - and he's