Ready For An Easy Job

Two wayside pilgrims were discusslng the corrupt praotices of modern polltlcians. "Raggey," sald one of them, "you don't hanker after a Gov'ment job, do ye?" "I don't mind sayin' I'd take one ef I could git it, Shabbalong," responded the other, "but I don't want no job that's all fat. I'm willin' to earn my wages." "An' wot scrt o' job would be about your size?" "Well, I'd like to fill fountain pens fur some Assistant Sec'etary of the Treasury." -